Hare Krishna

If there is ever a movie made about the life of everybody's favorite local cult leader he should be played by Gary Sinise. I came to this conclusion after seeing the twitter photo of the person in question.

Candy for Gator

Josh Holloway is a tasty morsel. I have missed out by not watching Lost.

He's fit to be a Lord of the Chamber.

(Is there such an office? If there's not there should be.)

The Princess and the Pea

I don't know what is worse, sleeping like a log only to wake up feeling like you've just gone to bed or tossing and turning all night and waking up every hour on the hour to look at the clock to see how much longer you can "sleep." There isn't a happy medium.

Partie trois de chasse à Fox

The object of my majestic desire and affections today is Texas country singer, Deryl Dodd.


Only a state the size of Texas could produce this much hotness. Not only is he a handsome devil and a talented singer/songwriter, but, from my limited experience, he seems like a genuinely nice guy.


Standing next to him would be as close as I'll ever get to Double D's.

EDIT: I have decided that Deryl Dodd and John Corbett were separated at birth and they either have an older brother or an uncle in Chevy Chase.

Prince Albert is in the can

← My next husband
credit: image from allposters.com

Fox Hunt Numero Dos

Today's fox hunt quarry is Ty Pennington.
He's hot as long as I don't have to hear him shouting, "GOOD MORNING SUCH AND SUCH FAMILY!" cuz his shouting voice grates on my last aristocratic nerve. I would have to gag him, or silence him with a stern royal glare but it would be worth the effort because I hear he's good with his tool(s).

Fox Hunt-Numero Uno

In keeping with Bubear's Random Thoughts Girls I have decided turn about is fair play. We girls need our own version of mindless ogling so I am initiating one entitled Fox Hunt.

Since I am playing a British monarch on the internet it is only fitting that the inaugural post include a "fellow" Brit. Here we have the multi-talented, precocious, randy-dandy, British comedian Russell Brand.

You might have seen him in the movies Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Bedtime Stories.

He's luverly, I am thinking of bestowing knighthood upon him.

You can hear him sing a song from Forgetting Sarah Marshall at number 5 on my playlist below.

Royal Musing

I could get used to this.

*Sigh*

To be honest, I don't think any one of the 5 or 6 people who have looked at my blog believed I was the queen.

Off with their heads!

Disclaimer

As difficult as it may be to believe, I am not, in actuality, the queen.

But I might be Helen Mirren.

Shall we explore my psychosis?

Test, test, testing, testees, check.

Well, hellooo.