My Favorite Drama Queen

I was not going to get sucked in this season of American Idol, but, God forgive me, I did. I blame it on the fact that I only have basic cable which severely limits my choices in television viewing. I don't have any stand out favorites. I like the little blond-haired girl who made it through last week because I didn't expect all that soul from such a little white girl but I don't remember her name. Danny Gokey sings well but I hate the way he and the producers are exploiting his wife's death. But, I am absolutely gobsmacked that we will see no more of poor little Tatiana. She may have been the sole reason I got sucked in. She's a train wreck and I'm a rubbernecker.

I have a theory about Simon Cowell. Have you ever noticed how small his hands are? He's got dainty, lady hands. I guess we know what he's over-compensating for, don't we, ladies and gentlemen?