The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas.
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A..The Dallas Cowboys
Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A.Put up a goal post.
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Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A.Old
Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A.Nobody remembers.
Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
3 comments:
YM - Good stuff. At least we still have the Texas Rangers for the next two weeks
I liked the cartoon or cardboard sign or somesuch that said: "Nolan, would you buy the Cowboys...please?"
I laughed and laughed and laughed, really loudly, at every one of those jokes. I got some pretty strange looks from the people sitting around me in the office eating lunch. I shared the jokes with the 4 other people sitting near me and they laughed and laughed and laughed and demanded I send them copies of the "jokes." I made a point to brag that the funny blogger girl is my friend.
YM, thank you for making 5 people laugh out loud.
The Donald, one fan of the Patriots said, "Oh, Hell No!" to the suggestion of Nolan buying the Cowboys.
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